From anti-douchebag parking crusader @Ryanlee_Lee. Looks like a soccer mom Spa emergency (rue Crescent).

From anti-douchebag parking crusader @Ryanlee_Lee. Looks like a soccer mom Spa emergency (rue Crescent).

I need to put on my helmet for this one. It looks like being a cop doesn’t stop you from PARKING LIKE A DOUCHEBAG!

I need to put on my helmet for this one. It looks like being a cop doesn’t stop you from PARKING LIKE A DOUCHEBAG!

Underground Douchebag! After the snowstorm of the century, underground parking downtown is at a premium. But this douchebag doesn’t mind taking two spaces with his goddam Porsche SUV (Such an Ugly Vehicle). Do ya think he paid for two spots? DOUCHEBAG!

Underground Douchebag! After the snowstorm of the century, underground parking downtown is at a premium. But this douchebag doesn’t mind taking two spaces with his goddam Porsche SUV (Such an Ugly Vehicle). Do ya think he paid for two spots? DOUCHEBAG!

Festivale des Doucebags on rue Stanley. Remember the double-doucebags from a couple of days ago? This douchebag was RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET.

Festivale des Doucebags on rue Stanley. Remember the double-doucebags from a couple of days ago? This douchebag was RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET.

One parking space. Two douchebags. Which one gets the parking ticket? (Rue Stanley, at de Maisonneuve.)

One parking space. Two douchebags. Which one gets the parking ticket? (Rue Stanley, at de Maisonneuve.)

Look at me, I’m a goddam artist taking rainy night pictures with my lousy iPhone. And look at this douchebag who parks three feet out from the curb on rue Esplanade.

Look at me, I’m a goddam artist taking rainy night pictures with my lousy iPhone. And look at this douchebag who parks three feet out from the curb on rue Esplanade.

Douchebag clusterf&%k in Little Italy. Here you see 3 douchebags squeezed into 2 parking spots. The douchebaggage went on for 2 more cars to the right. Ciao douchebag!

Douchebag clusterf&%k in Little Italy. Here you see 3 douchebags squeezed into 2 parking spots. The douchebaggage went on for 2 more cars to the right. Ciao douchebag!

Apparently there’s no rule that says a valet can’t be a DOUCHEBAG.

Apparently there’s no rule that says a valet can’t be a DOUCHEBAG.

Hey, remember what I said yesterday about parking at the end of a line? The same applies when the line ends at a fire plug! What a goddam douchebag!

Hey, remember what I said yesterday about parking at the end of a line? The same applies when the line ends at a fire plug! What a goddam douchebag!

Hey douchebag, there’s an unwritten rule that when you’re parking at the rear end of the block you stay back to make sure the people in front of you have lots of room. (And if you’re at the front end of the block you stay forward to give people behind you room.)
There’s no excuse for parking like this at the end of a block. Oh wait, there is… you’re a goddam douchebag!

Hey douchebag, there’s an unwritten rule that when you’re parking at the rear end of the block you stay back to make sure the people in front of you have lots of room. (And if you’re at the front end of the block you stay forward to give people behind you room.)

There’s no excuse for parking like this at the end of a block. Oh wait, there is… you’re a goddam douchebag!